Paris Hilton Adored (only) by the Poles
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Paris Hilton might not be able to carry a tune, in a non-live setting. But she sure can carry on. Tonight she will be crooning in Vegas. Let’s hope the singing STAYS in Vegas!
Today’s Page Six broke the “news” that we might have to endure 7 more years of the Simple Life. HILTON’S CD IS INSTANT TANKER. That can’t be good. Paris has only sold 75,000 copies in the US. Her little sister Nicky personally purchased 68,000 copies just to boost sales!
Paris Hilton, I know you are reading this; slowly with struggles. But reading all the same. Don’t feel bad my dear. Who cares if Americans know you can’t sing? “Paris Hilton” was the number #1 search term during July in all of Poland!So babes, look on the bright side. You have a loyal fan-base comprised of Pollack’s!
Here’s a Polish-type joke:
Q. How many dumb blondes does it take to make a hit CD?
A. We’ll never know!
BTW, you can buy her bracelet under $100 here. Other cheap Celebrity Jewelry are here.
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